Nokia N97 how-to, hard reset

Ooh, no.  Don't like that.   Aah, nasty.  Like using a handset 5 years ago.   Where's my HTC Magic?

But, instructions for Nokia N97

1. take out of box, charge it up
2. start using it
3. become frustrated
4. become annoyed
5. hope it'll get better
6. realise it won't
7. type *#7370# on dialler
8. type in 12345 as lock code
9. be happy all data is removed...
10. send device back to dark hole from whence it came
11. use nicer phone